We have a new client. She's a tiny little bit of a thing. The other day, another staff had the following conversation with her...
Staff: So, where are you from?
Girl: (very perky) Haiti!
S: Oh. ... How old are you?
G: (again, very perky) Nine!
S: Why are you here?
G: (still perky) 'Cause I'm homicidal!
S: Oh. ... Oh! Really?
G: Yeah, I threaten to kill people!
Looks like we'll be having some fun soon. Heh.