I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-- George Carlin
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Fred Allen
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go hey, I'm Vine Man.
-- Jack Handey (One of my favourites ~ LG)
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
-- Robin Williams
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
-- Steve Martin
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Floggings will continue until morale improves.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. (Another favourite ~ LG)