The part that caught my attention was the last little paragraph in the story.
"I live with a cat just like Lewis, and I live with danger every time I go home at night," he said, adding, "I'm from South Jersey, so I don't take any crap from a cat."
First of all, "I don't take any crap from a cat" is flippin' hilarious.
Secondly, I joke about having an attack kitty in Sydney, but she's just playing. I certainly don't "live with danger" at home. Any cat that ambushed people, even the Avon lady, would be getting a beat-down or two until they learned that was a no-no. (Don't freak out - I don't abuse animals. By beat-down I mean a couple swats or a bunch of water.)