One of the few physical features I actually like about myself is my hands, or more specifically, my nails. They grow nice & long and I've had people ask me where I get them done. Nope, I tell them, they're homegrown.
Well, I guess the little cousins, Elf & Lil'Un, don't like my nails. So, I'll be chopping them off soon. Looks like this'll be a good time to pick up the ol' violin and see how the wrists fare.
(See all the old scratches? Blame the Psycho Kitty...)