Thursday, August 17, 2006

Bible Quiz

I found this in a little book of funny stuff.

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Pharoah's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

What kind of motor-vehicles are in the Bible?
Jehovah drove Adam & Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throught the land.
Honda - because the apostles were all in one Accord.
2 Corinthians describes going out in service in a Volkswagon Beetle "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson - he brought the house down.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
David - he rocked Goliath to sleep.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a rock from a slingshot?
The thought had never entered his mind before.

How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."

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