Y'all remember my secret? Yeah, well it's not gonna happen, so I'll go ahead & spill the beans.
I was going to get a 10 month old half Siberian Husky/half Alaskan Malamute free from a friend. His cousin ended up taking the dog & will give him back when the friend moves into a place where he can keep him. I'm the backup if that falls through, so there's still a 0.1% chance I could get him anyway.
(See Mom, I said you wouldn't like it)