Nothin' like doin' somethin' stupid & then getting mad at everyone else when you get caught.
A girl at work got back from her Thanksgiving home pass & had to do the mandatory urine analysis. It came out positive for meth & opiates. Girl completely flipped out, said the results were wrong & retested the next day with the same results. Then she tried to convince staff & the therapist to keep the results from her case worker & her mom was saying she doesn't understand as they were together the whole time. Uh-huh.
When the worker came for a visit, the girl started crying & yelling because she lost her chance to go on home passes due to this little bit of brilliance. And now, she's wanting staff to do a hair follicle test & a lie detector test so she can prove she didn't do any drugs.
Here's a novel idea - don't do drugs & then flip when you get caught. Difficult I know, but it just might be worth a shot. *rolls eyes*