I was over at the parental unit's house Monday night before work. I was walking out as Dad came in & handed me a rose. I thought it was very sweet and then... he said "I got this for you because I know you're not going to get anything else".
Well, just for the record, Pookie left a rose on the windshield of my car. (Thanks, Pookie!)
So phooey on you, Dad! ;-)