'Cause genius doesn't strike here very often...
(I was going through & categorizing all my old posts & found this draft from March 3rd.)
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. - Robert A. Heinlein
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. - Bill Cosby
I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up. - Erma Bombeck
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. - Robert A. Heinlein