From an independent living assignment in the cottage - What our half pint client will need when she moves into her first apartment:
2. ckawch (couch)
4. chaer (chair)
6. fernuter (furniture)
8. vakuomclener (vacuum cleaner)
9. brome (broom)
11. napcins (napkins)
14. londery baskit
15. sampow (shampoo)
19. fiyerikstenwesr (fire extinguisher)
25. cawercertins (shower curtains)
I think she needs to add a dictionary onto that list. My favourites are the fire extinguisher & vacuum cleaner.
One of the other girls put "a man" on her list, right in between make-up & shampoo. Another listed "husband (Bill Gates)" on hers.
I can't quite decide whether this belongs in the D'oh or Ha, Ha, Ha category...